Scene: Mom in bed suffering from morning sickness (yes, even in my eighth month…uhg). Several children in the next room can be heard arguing.
Laura 6yrs: I don’t like you!
Jane 4.5 yrs: You don’t like Jesus then!
Laura (confused sounding): I like Jesus. I don’t like you and I am not playing with you anymore.
Jane (quietly and with cocky attitude): Then you don’t like Jesus.
Paul 7 yrs: Jane is right you don’t like Jesus.
Laura (upset and defensive): Yes I do! I love Jesus!